TV watching this Easter eve
I'm watching Julie Stiles in the MTV produced movie, Save the Last Dance. I like to think of this teen epic as a lethal combination of camp, crunk and catharsis. If only Julie Stiles' character when truly ghetto and dropped codeine and breakdance battled in clown face.
I continue to idle my brain on poor WASP girl in the innercity. Damn that girl can ballet good. Mmmhhmmm.
Billy Idol's ball shaving
It's rather apalling when, hearing this, you too are inspired to shave your nads to avoid the threat of unsightly, grey aging balls.
¶ posted by earnest @ Wednesday, March 23, 2005 | |
Jessica Alba sluts it up
Hot little nymphette actress, Jessica Alba, admits to slutting it up to the UK Sun, granting permission to bloggers worldwide to fabricate fornication fantasies about her wanton ways. Goodness, I'm already there...
ALBA ALBA ALBA ALBA ALBA AAAHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYEEEAAAAAARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHhh..... uhh. uhh... mmmm...
Jeff Gannon- why are you back?
Republican rent boy Jeff Gannon continues to preen like from his comfortable born-again perch on the right side of stupid. What the fuck is this guy doing? Zero credibility and a legacy of internet gay porn really cannot possibly inspire confidence in anyone. Not even one of his Military muscle, cock-sucking johns.
Unless of course he is a liberal seeded Trojan Horse planted to discredit the righteous right. A true Republican would never entertain anything remotely homosexual. Not even Matt Drudge. Especially Matt Drudge. Nor would they every be seduced by the sweet caress of Oxycotin. Not even Rush Limbaugh. Especially Rush Limbaugh. Alleged closet homosexual, child porn lovin' Rush Limbaugh. I think I may be on to something. Wow, I'm smart.
¶ posted by earnest @ Friday, March 04, 2005 | |
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Open letter to Blogsnob
Dear Purveyors of Blogsnob blog referral software:
I love you. But you have mangled my template for too long. The alignment of my borders and side bar have gone misshapen and I can no longer tolerate you. Thus, it is with great regret that I must banish you from my blog. I banish you Blogsnob. I love your referrals, but bitch you fucked up my template. And to that extent I must de-script you. You are Blogsnobgone.