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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
  Attack of the Laguna Beach clones


Strangely, everyone on MTV's beach blanket babylon is attractive, white... and from the exact same replicant DNA. Perhaps they're harvesting these teens for organs? Dibs on left kidney!
  ¶ posted by earnest @ Tuesday, August 30, 2005 | |

Monday, August 01, 2005
  Thong gone wrong

It was bound to buckle under the strain. No undergarmet trend could have possibly been expected to last this long, wedgied so snuggly, without demanding a good changing. Thong sales have officially bottomed out.
  ¶ posted by earnest @ Monday, August 01, 2005 | |

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