Attack of the Laguna Beach clones
Strangely, everyone on MTV's beach blanket babylon is attractive, white... and from the exact same replicant DNA. Perhaps they're harvesting these teens for organs? Dibs on left kidney!
Thong gone wrong
It was bound to buckle under the strain. No undergarmet trend could have possibly been expected to last this long, wedgied so snuggly, without demanding a good changing. Thong sales have officially bottomed out