Absurd is the new absurd
A collection of 'new' replacing tired, worn out and woefully overexposed.
Syphilis is the new SARS. But gayer.
The O.C. is the new 90210. With less nepotism.
Fefe is the new Avril. But blacker.
Not blogging is the new blogging. So much more mysterious.
Richard Clarke is the new persona non grata. But with huge fucking balls.
Gay is the new black face. Trot them out. Point finger.
Condoleeza Rice is the new laundry. Hang it out to dry. Also blacker.
Dodgeball is the new Friendster. But stalk-ier.
America is the new insidious mind control. I. Love. America.