Alternative Blog Names
Other possible names for the blog currently know as The Absurdist:
"Desperately Seeking Attention"
"Lost Productivity"
"Musing To Myself Cause I Ain't Got No Real Friends"
"Sham Puberty"
"Guaranteed: I'll Grow Tired Of This In Six Months"
"Technically, I Am A Writer"
"Your First Visit Is Your Last"
"Something To Say, No One To Listen"
"Factless Rumour Incubator"
"Less Commitment Than A Campus Radio Show"
"Arrested Social Development"
"Random Thoughts, Like Anybody Fucking Cares, But It Sure Feels Good Getting My Shit Out There"
"The Toilet Of My Creativity"
"Fucking With Search Engines"
"I'm Only Boring On Paper"
"Ramblings Of A Rambler"
"Sucking Publicly"
"Clutching Blinding To The Belief This Will Land Me A Book Deal"
"Selling Out My Friends And Family For Minor Internet Celebritydom"
"Spelling And Good Grammar Don't Live Here Anymore"
"Well I Think I'm Funny"
"Bridge To Amateur Internet Pornographer"
"650 Million Internet Users Worldwide, 7 Hits Total"
(all cliches are either entirely intentional or purely incidental, depending how post-post-ironic* one is feeling today)
*post-post-ironic is used ironically**
**suckers