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Monday, April 12, 2004
  Possible consequences of eating spoiled yoghurt

Consequence #1: Gas
Course of Action: Ingest anti-flatulence drug. Seek "alone time."

Consequence #2: Dizziness
Course of Action: Lie down. Stand up quickly. Repeat.

Consequence #3: Vomiting
Course of Action: Induce vomiting.

Consequence #4: Dementia
Course of Action: Obtain house-coat. Dress. Wander.

Consequence #5: Live Bacterial Possession
Course of Action: Get priest. Exorcise.

Consequence #6: Nothing
Course of Action: Resume eating. Do not waste food.
  ¶ posted by earnest @ Monday, April 12, 2004 | |

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