Ja Rule in a jailbird ruling? The Absurdist says Yes.
Miniature American rapper Ja Rule is due in Toronto court today for an apparent assault charge at a Toronto nightclub
. When the Absurdist caught up with the diminutive hip hop entertainer, we only had the chance to pose one question before he was ushered off by authorites.
: Mr. Rule, what was the cause of the June 5th nightclubbing incident?
: They tried to take my precious! My own, my precious!
The incarcerated rapstar then called me a "fat hobbit" and threw Elvish bread in my face. That little runt better smarten up soon or someone's going to push the little bastard over a cliff one day.