Paris Hilton is a Modern Dog

No, it's not a fabrication. Paris Hilton is, indeed the cover star of this quarter's edition of
Modern Dog. Fittingly, there is a feature entitled "Doggie Styles." Strange how Paris is featured when she has been notoriously villified as being cruel to handbag sized, accessory chihuahua, Tinkerbell. The tell all
diaries, we anxiously await.
UPDATE: My apologies. Tinkerbell is the Modern Dog. Right over my head.