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Friday, July 09, 2004
  Paris Hilton is a Modern Dog

Radio Blackout by T. RaumschmiereNo, it's not a fabrication. Paris Hilton is, indeed the cover star of this quarter's edition of Modern Dog. Fittingly, there is a feature entitled "Doggie Styles." Strange how Paris is featured when she has been notoriously villified as being cruel to handbag sized, accessory chihuahua, Tinkerbell. The tell all diaries, we anxiously await.

UPDATE: My apologies. Tinkerbell is the Modern Dog. Right over my head.
  ΒΆ posted by earnest @ Friday, July 09, 2004 | |

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