While Kerry and Edwards may canoodle, Dubya thinks I'm pretty...
While Matt Drudge, homosexual Republican internet newshound, patchworks together controversy
on the ambiguously gay duo of Democratic running mates ("Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees... John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other! "), he is failing to kick open the George Dubya Bush tool shed of boy love broken dreams and overt manflesh advances. While this type of salacious scandaling is completely acceptable from penis obsessive maiden of capital hill, Wonkette
, because of Mr. Drudge's proclivity towards taboo Greco-Roman scholar and apprentice style relationships
, it seems rather Unfair and Unbalanced.
Dubya has, without question, has had his share of public gayness
. Besides his sparsely media picked up homosexual pick-ups, I had the grave misfortune of finding this
. Judge for yourself.
Conclusion: If you happen to Republican and you happen to be gay, you invariably hate yourself. Now out yourself for a damn change.
UPDATE: Litigation baiting college students up the ante with more litigation worthy Kerry / Edwards gay fair
. They must be gay Republicans, too.