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The AbsurdistThe Absurdist

Tuesday, September 28, 2004
  Indecent scents

Two new men's frangrances worthy of fits of childish giggles:

Hummer
"If you can't afford to drive one, or are having a hard time getting someone to give you one, then at least smell like one."

Cumming
"Splash a little on your neck."

Additionally, the Absurdist has heard a rumour of a fabled new cologne in a similar brand extension a la Alan Cumming's lapse in judgement:

Pitt by Brad Pitt
"Smell all Pitt, all the time"
 

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