Indecent scents
Two new men's frangrances worthy of fits of childish giggles:
Hummer
"If you can't afford to drive one, or are having a hard time getting someone to give you one, then at least smell like one."
Cumming
"Splash a little on your neck."
Additionally, the Absurdist has heard a rumour of a fabled new cologne in a similar brand extension a la Alan Cumming's lapse in judgement:
Pitt by Brad Pitt
"Smell all Pitt, all the time"