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Friday, February 04, 2005
  J.Lo poised to destroy another lover's career again

Jennifer Lopez is a career wrecking juggernaut. She has been confirmed to perform on the Grammy awards in a duet with husband, Marc Anthony, in what can only be described as his career ending mis-step. Since nobody saw the eye bleeder, Gigli, in which Jennifer effectively ended Ben Affleck's cinematic career, and all production and crew ended up with head-in-gas-oven over the guilt of inflicting the abomination on an unsuspecting public, let me draw more evidence of her black widow-like ways. First husband, Ojani Noa, is currently sueing Lopez for ending his restaurant career. Cris Judd, the obscurity plucked dancer she married is a broken wreck of a man left only with a chocolate Labrador retriever named Buster and a demoralized ability to bust a move.

Tune in the Grammy's, February 13th (coincidence?) and watch a the Marc Anthony careericide live on stage.
 

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