Early Warning! Persistent Vegatative State
The internet must take on this hott new medical condition: "Persistent Vegatative State
." It's the new cutting. CBC news calles it "Awake but not aware." Essentially, it's massive brain damage by which the conscious mind is obliterated.
How to abuse:
Old World: My career is going nowhere.
PVS'ed: My career is in a persistent vegatative state.
Old World: I'm soooo stoned!
PVS'ed: I am willfully in a self inflicted persistent vegatative state.
Old World: I voted for Bush. Again.
PVS'ed: note pinned to shirt reading "I am in a persistent vegatative state."