Introducing the Internet's newest superstar: Nosfer-Tara-Tu
This is a genuine photo
culled from the internet. I swear.
The sassy fang-riddled undead thing with the nightshade eyes, oily coat of horse hair, and the deadbolt scars on her forehead to the far right? Her name is Tara (Nosfer-Tara-Tu).
And the flash of the camera has flash fried her complexion into a crisp golden brown.
The moral of the story? No point. Just a bitchy-ass, hung over Sunday.