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Sunday, May 08, 2005
  Introducing the Internet's newest superstar: Nosfer-Tara-Tu

Gaaahhh!

This is a genuine photo culled from the internet. I swear.

The sassy fang-riddled undead thing with the nightshade eyes, oily coat of horse hair, and the deadbolt scars on her forehead to the far right? Her name is Tara (Nosfer-Tara-Tu).

And the flash of the camera has flash fried her complexion into a crisp golden brown.

The moral of the story? No point. Just a bitchy-ass, hung over Sunday.
  ¶ posted by earnest @ Sunday, May 08, 2005 | |

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