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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
  Metrosexual Version 2.0

Introducing "the Smoothie". For some reason, the more homophobic America becomes, the increasingly more flamboyantly gay it too becomes. And the sky will darken and the rivers will run red with blood, so will the hillbillies wax their chests, rods and tackle, whilst line dancing in the moonlight to European technotrance. [via Salon]
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