Wednesday, July 27, 2005
World Stupidity Awards
Handed out in Montreal, here's the tally of the Stupidity Awards:
The Winners of the 2005 World Stupidity Awards
(Winner in bold)
Stupidest Man of the Year
U.S. Senator John Kerry
Former Ukrainian President Leonid Kuchma
Columnist Ann Coulter
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association Director Bob Goodenow (Shared)
U.S. President George Bush
Dumbest Moment of the Year
Ashlee Simpson on SNL
Basketball fight featuring Ron Artest
Prince Harry showing up to party in Nazi suit
Tom Cruise on Oprah
Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebody's head
Stupidest Statement of the Year
"Can you handle my truth?" - Britney Spears
"Go Fuck yourself" - Dick Cheney, U.S. Vice President
"Nooooooooooooo" - Darth Vader, in Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith
"They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our Country and our people, and neither do we." U.S. President George W. Bush
"That's hot." - Paris Hilton
Stupidest Movie of the Year
Elektra
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Alexander
Alien vs Predator
The Pacifier
Stupidest Woman of the Year
Paris Hilton
Ashlee Simpson
Brangelina
The Runaway Bride
Paula Abdul
Stupidest Trend of the Year
Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds
War
Crystal Meth
Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast, hamburgers etc...
Climate Change
Stupidest TV Show of the Year
Britney Spears, Chaotic
Surreal Life
The Simple Life
The Beauty and the Geek
Dr. Phil
Dumbest Government of the Year
The Government of Iran
The Government of the United States of America
The Government of Canada
The Government of North Korea
The United Nations
Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet:
Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea
US President George Bush
The Vatican
The Government of Iran
Paris Hilton
Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance
Fox News
CBS News
CNN
Al-Jazeera
Newsweek
Stupidest Award Show of The Year
The Oscars
The Grammys
The Daytime Emmy Awards
The Golden Globes
The World Stupidity Awards
The Winners of the 2005 World Stupidity Awards
(Winner in bold)
Stupidest Man of the Year
U.S. Senator John Kerry
Former Ukrainian President Leonid Kuchma
Columnist Ann Coulter
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association Director Bob Goodenow (Shared)
U.S. President George Bush
Dumbest Moment of the Year
Ashlee Simpson on SNL
Basketball fight featuring Ron Artest
Prince Harry showing up to party in Nazi suit
Tom Cruise on Oprah
Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebody's head
Stupidest Statement of the Year
"Can you handle my truth?" - Britney Spears
"Go Fuck yourself" - Dick Cheney, U.S. Vice President
"Nooooooooooooo" - Darth Vader, in Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith
"They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our Country and our people, and neither do we." U.S. President George W. Bush
"That's hot." - Paris Hilton
Stupidest Movie of the Year
Elektra
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Alexander
Alien vs Predator
The Pacifier
Stupidest Woman of the Year
Paris Hilton
Ashlee Simpson
Brangelina
The Runaway Bride
Paula Abdul
Stupidest Trend of the Year
Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds
War
Crystal Meth
Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast, hamburgers etc...
Climate Change
Stupidest TV Show of the Year
Britney Spears, Chaotic
Surreal Life
The Simple Life
The Beauty and the Geek
Dr. Phil
Dumbest Government of the Year
The Government of Iran
The Government of the United States of America
The Government of Canada
The Government of North Korea
The United Nations
Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet:
Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea
US President George Bush
The Vatican
The Government of Iran
Paris Hilton
Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance
Fox News
CBS News
CNN
Al-Jazeera
Newsweek
Stupidest Award Show of The Year
The Oscars
The Grammys
The Daytime Emmy Awards
The Golden Globes
The World Stupidity Awards
