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Friday, December 23, 2005
  The Vowels of Santa Claus

Has it ever befuddled you that Santa laughs with an unnatural "Ho! Ho! Ho!"? I he reallyt Jolly Ole Saint Nick or some hoochie scoring pimp daddy on the prowl for young nubile do gooders or out to spank the naughty?

Let's skip throught the various vowel, shall we?

The Traditional Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho!
The Everyman Santa: Ha! Ha! Ha!
The Timid Santa: He! He! He!
The Japanese Santa: Hi! Hi! Hi!
The Down Syndrome Santa: Hu! Hu! Hu!
  ¶ posted by earnest @ Friday, December 23, 2005 | |

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