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Friday, June 09, 2006
  How to Be Trendy Douchebag post Sex-and-the-City (Lesson 1.1)

Continuing on how to be a trendy Post-Sex and the City Douchebag:

- Have an enraged feud with Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie or Mary Kate Olsen and only describe it to the press as "All I'm going to say is that she knows what she did."
  ΒΆ posted by earnest @ Friday, June 09, 2006 | |

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